arbor snowboards

the best damn snowboards known to mankind!!! made specifially for more advanced riders they have a bamboo core which means its ultra flexible but still extremely strong. it rides like a Cadillac compared to the typical fords . provides good riding no matter where you plan to go. park, back country, upper bulls, powder runs, street. its got mad crazy pop i defiantly would suggest it.

typical amateur boarder: dude i got a new burton

more advanced rider: you have much to learn my son. arbor snowboards are where its at.

by bubba ducky March 31, 2009

arbor day

A meaningless American holiday celebrating trees.

Sally: Hey, it's Arbor Day. Shouldn't we have the day off?
Donald: Are you dumb? No one cares about trees. That's what Earth Day is for.
Sally: Oh. Sorry trees.

by HisSecretMistress February 28, 2016

Arbor Misted

Wetting yourself; Either urinating yourself of spilling enough alcohol on your pants to look like you did. Especially spilling actual peach chardonnay arbor mist on your crotch and it seeping down to your bottom.

I can't believe we just watched Paranormal Activity 3 and your Arbor Misted yourself

by munkey madness November 8, 2011

Arbor Moist

In the phrase Arbor Moist, Arbor is dually derived from the city of Ann Arbor MI and the brand of wine called Arbor Mist. Moist is a play on that word mist that means soft, weak, whipped, girly. Essentially Arbor Moist is a guy that is one of the preceeding adjectives. Historically an Arbor Moist award is given to individual acts of softness amongst groups of friends in Ann Arbor. Arbor Moist award would go to a guy that does things like drink wine, specifically Arbor Mist, while being so wrapped up in his relationship that he becomes metrosexual.

Andy gets the Arbor Moist Award, he was drinking wine and rubbing Amandas feet last night while all the other guys were playing beer pong, talking about football, pounding their hairy chests and checking out the curves on females.

by D-HOUSE August 6, 2011

arbor mist lady

A lady who drinks wine from a red solo cup

Anna didn’t have wine with her fancy birthday dinner because she’s an Arbor Mist lady.

by Shaele52 June 13, 2019

Arbor Day

9 Months before the birthday of Rex Mohs

"When's your birthday"
"Jan. 26, 1997"
"9 Months after Arbor Day; that's pretty weird coincidence"
"Oh, it's no coincidence"

by Noranic June 6, 2021

Arbor Day

When you poop but go to wipe and nothing is there. Like on Arbor Day, you should now plant a tree for wasting paper.

"Just took a quick dump and it was an Arbor Day. Gotta go plant a tree."

by oneyozfest August 19, 2022