Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life in which they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.

Timmy: Until I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and full of cooties.
Johnny: Ah, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.

by AngelJesusGonzalesSmith April 27, 2019

awaken

when the pillar man from jojo went : AYAYAYAYA

Joeseph: Have u heard about Awaken?

Smokey: What
*AYAYAYAYA*

by dielien April 27, 2020

awakened simp

Simps are not eternal. The "awakened simp" is the state of being a simp achieves when he realizes his wrongdoings. This state comes after a simp has endured too much self-inflicted pain. This is also when a simp realizes that he needs to work to better himself, his self worth and confidence, before working on getting laid

Kyle used to be a simp, chasing uninterested women and belittling himself. Now he's become an awakened simp. What a chad

by Charlie 27 April 8, 2020

Awakening

uh-wey-kuh-ning

adjective

The process one went through when reaching enlightenment.

"The Red Pill of Awakening "

“You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.” –Morpheus to Neo in the movie The Matrix

by Pseudonym2.0 March 11, 2015

Crusty Awakening

When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.

Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.

by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010

gay awakening

When wlw and mlm find themselves sexually attracted to people of the same gender, normally a celebrity, for the first time.

Girl 1: Beyoncé is so hot, she was my gay awakening!
Boy 1: My gay awakening was definitely Harry Styles

by queerwhoreishere March 9, 2019

Arkken

Arkken is the best person and who’s very cute and cool. Arkken usually acts cool in front of people bcz he's scared to show his sides. But you'll see his cute personality if you're close enough with him. Arkken has 3 sides: CuteKen, CoolKen and AbsoluteKen. Dont make Arkken absolute bcz he will not care about anything and become toxic. Dont worry if you're a good person, he always want people around him to be happy. He's also a very hot magician who attract girls. Arkken is super loyal but god gave him the potion of misfortune which make him fail in relationship. Arkken will truly loves you without any love in a return. Arkken will be there for you no matter what and he’s loved by people around him. He's a good boyfriend and he always think for his partner's best, but sometimes he makes dumb decisions. Arkken is also pro at playing basketball or video games. Arkken is smart in general and has a high IQ. Overall, he's a good hearted person and everyone should respect him.

Fun facts about Arkken:
1. He likes peanuts and candies.
2. He has a teddy when he was lil.
3. He used magic tricks to impress his crush.
4. He's a pro player in Minecraft 1.9 PvP.

Arkken: Am I real.
Z: No, lil Arkkie is.

by lilarkkieftw May 22, 2022