appcident

When your finger accidentally touches an app on your phone, causing it to load up and preventing you from doing the task you were going to do until you are able to close the app down.

I needed to check my email on my phone but an appcident caused Football Manager to load up.

by iamseabass March 16, 2015

assident

an accident involving one or more people being an ass

This guy was tailgating me for miles, it's no surprise we got into an assident.

by Ryan Taurant September 22, 2009

assident

When you wipe your ass and accidently touch your dirty anus with your finger(s).

Harold wasn't paying attention in the bathroom and had an assident.

by Michael L. Johnson March 30, 2004

ASSident

When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket

You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.

by lilmohaynes March 17, 2010

assidently

To accidently dial a number from your cell phone

when its in your pocket .

I must of assidently called you again.

by adamthecat August 6, 2011

Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

by sbjess December 5, 2012

assident

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011