Doctor's Appointment

Making plans to chillax with one of the original "doctors" (A.K.A. badass dudes) in advance, as to warrant the label "appointment." Dissimilar to simply "hanging out" with a "doctor" for the fact that it takes planning in advance to have a "doctor's appointment" with one of the doctors.

Guy 1: "Dude, I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrrow, you want to come over?"

Guy 2: "F*CK YEA"

by drfooty January 16, 2011

applin

random ass pokemon with a green penis

what the hell is an applin

by nutjizzjizzsemencu May 30, 2022

Appling

n. The act of throwing pre-softened Apples at public objects while sitting on the window of a moving car.

Yo homeslice, Acme is having a fresh produce sale. We should totally go appling tonight!

by Johngie October 25, 2011

Dentist Appointment

(n.) A terribly unsatisfying blowjob; a blowjob involving too many teeth for the penis's own good

Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

dentist appointment

The excuse for escaping an awkward social moment, boring party, bad day at work, or any other situation you'd rather not be a part of. The intent is to express disdain for the situation - saying you have a dentist appointment when you clearly don't (because it's nighttime, or the weekend, or whatever) amplifies the effect and sarcasm. Synonymous with "this sucks, and I'm leaving".

Used in speech, the dentist appointment can either be how you explain your departure from your current environment, or what you say to someone while giving a recap of the situation and why you left.

Jill: "Hey Matt! Leaving already?"
Matt: "Yeah. Dentist appointment."
Jill: "...but it's 8 p.m. on a Sunday."

"I was trying to watch the movie, but then Sue and Mike started making out, so I had a dentist appointment."

by CapheineJuan June 27, 2007

appointerview

When someone schedules time off at work for a Dr’s appointment, but it’s really an interview.

“Where’s Missy today?” “Oh, she’s out at her Dr’s Appointerview. Wink, wink”.

by KMH808 February 24, 2018

i've got an appointment

A term said (mostly by females) that means they're going to get some dick.

Kayla: what you doing today?
Nancy: girl, i've got an appointment at 3pm.

Kayla: Go get you some ;)

by macaroniluv December 3, 2016