That's So Apple Pie!

A somewhat-subtle way to criticize American culture.

Did you know that many Americans are ignorant to the location of their own country on a map? That's so apple pie!

by rachel_dhollander January 22, 2010

apple pie

woman's pussy that it's warm like apple pie..

I got to taste Jeannine S apple pie,it was so sweet.

by justin f April 25, 2004

Applefied

Changing the interface or usability of a product in such a way as to "dumb down" and remove consumer choices to eliminate consumers having to think.

"They Applefied the website, and now I can't manually pick the item because the website doesn't know which part to order automatically."

by P. cubensis August 22, 2011

sweet apple pie

a nicely glazed butthole

Theresa had such a fine sweet apple pie

by Doubleda December 4, 2015

Apple pie

Use an apple corer to make a hole directly in the middle of the apple, while making sure one end is sealed tight and the other end is an open hole. You then proceed to fuck that apple like Nathanial Bar-Jonah on a twelve year old girl. After ejaculation has taken place you remove your dick from the apple and hold the round delicious fruit with the hole (filled with your semen) facing upright. You now have an apple pie, similar to a cream pie however not recognised by society as an acceptable act. But that's irrelevant, continuing with the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme you shall now consume your victim and enjoy the juicy sweet delicious apple pie that you have created. All in all you have satisfied your hunger and hornyness and as an added bonus your dick has a lovely apple aroma which will probably have no use to you as you have just performed a sexual act apon an apple so you aren't likely to pick up any girls. Unless you decide to take extreme commitment to the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme in which I shall not be held accountable for your actions.

Hey little kid, wanna try some of this apple pie I made?

by An apple paradise March 24, 2019

warm apple pie

Term used in American Pie movie. Can give users feeling that they reached third base.

Item can be found frequently at your local McDonalds. Their dollar menu has two for one US dollar.

Jim's friend said that third base felt like warm apple pie.

by Akit February 29, 2004

apple pie

an alcholic drink made from apple cider, everclear, cinimon sticks boiled together to make an intoxicating drink with little taste of alchol

last night at the party i drank to much apple pie and got really drunk

by cowboyrope2 December 28, 2008