AppleLonian

Someone who loves Apple products with a cult-like devotion and will use nothing else despite it all.

She doesn't care that it costs way more than a pc she's got to have it--she's an AppleLonian.

by AppleLonianMother August 4, 2008

appletini

the only drink (besides a nectorini)that a man can get at a bar without feeling homosexual.

ummm bartender appletinis all around

by EarthToDavid January 1, 2009

applelicker

A person who flirts with or dates another person's crush for a short period of time, not out of strong desire, but rather as a method to spite the person with the crush.

Originally derived from the childish behavior of licking someone's food, such as an apple, and then giving it back to the other person, just to ruin the other's experience.

Can also be used as a verb, to lick someone's apple.

Sally doesn't even really like Ted. She's just hitting on him to piss off Allison. What an applelicker!

Yeah, she's totally licking Allison's apple!

by Jerk4240 July 5, 2007

Appletini's

Tem used to describe a woman who wears A cup bra's

Look at that girl...yeah those are some nice Appletini's

by Hooter31987 December 8, 2009

apollinaire

ugly but the only things that save him from his looks is dem bara tiddies, liking a total of three isekais, and a large soda

apollinaire knows a total of three phrases:
“yoink”
“damn right”
“Operation Barbarossa was the code name for the Axis invasion of the Soviet Union, which started on Sunday, 22 June 1941, during WWII”

by a beautiful woman with a heart April 30, 2020

Appleliest

A word used to describe anything perceived so much like an apple.

C: For lunch I had applesauce, apple juice, & apple pie. The appleliest meal, wouldn’t you agree?

D: Yeah, applesauce kiwi is where it’s at

Applesauce is the appleliest out of all apple made food & drinks. Why? You’re presented with a wide variety of of flavor combinations. The versatility is immaculate when it comes to applesauce.

by ceegulsarecool January 29, 2021

Brayden AppleSnack

When watching gay porn yell help Brayden Apple Snack and then stop jacking off then wait for someone to enter asking if your ok then after they leave continue on weed whacking till you nutt.

I almost got caught doing the Brayden AppleSnack, a suicide mission

by Janis1231 December 30, 2020