Alive and Amplified

The act of being horny.

I felt so alive and amplified at the Mooney Suzuki concert.

by Rlvers January 20, 2011

Aplified metallic slinky

This frase describes the technique of leaving sexual conduct by flopping out of bed in an almost inhumanely fast manor. The move is very complex and requires a intense level of concentration from the participating parties. Both parties can use this move at the same time however it is not recommended as it could potentially break both backs. There is no restriction as to who can utilize this technique except for a currently ongoing experiment that is recomending not using the technique if the user is lactose intolerant.

He performed a impressive Aplified metallic slinky maneuver and was out of the room in a matter of seconds.

by The maneuver expert May 21, 2018

Appleliest

A word used to describe anything perceived so much like an apple.

C: For lunch I had applesauce, apple juice, & apple pie. The appleliest meal, wouldn’t you agree?

D: Yeah, applesauce kiwi is where it’s at

Applesauce is the appleliest out of all apple made food & drinks. Why? You’re presented with a wide variety of of flavor combinations. The versatility is immaculate when it comes to applesauce.

by ceegulsarecool January 29, 2021

Appleized

Any product designed to fail or become obsolete in a short amount of time thus filling up our land fills.

My phone is appleized it is 2 years old and it won't even hold a charge.

by sportsdoc39 April 24, 2021

amplified queef

when a woman puts a mega phone on her vagina and a man puts his face on the end of it and she she releases genital flatulence into the mega phone.

man, that tart deafened me with that amplified queef last night.

by grant foster November 9, 2011

AppleCider

1)

An Apple Cider - Apple Juice, prefferably Alchoholized.

2)

An Apple Killer.

1)

A: Man, did i just drink that entire Apple Shcnaps or WHAT?
B: Yeah man, you drank a whole lot of AppleCider.

2)

A: I shot the Apple.
B: But you didn't shoot the Pear (Deputy).
A: Fucking AppleCider I am.
B: Aye.

by Yoshi2501 October 29, 2005

Johnny Appleseed

1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.

2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.

Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.

by Balki Bartokomouth September 6, 2013