Apeist

A person who believes that apes are swag.

I am an apeist

by apeistmonkeylove November 9, 2021

Apeish

Ape-ish
1. Man, before fully completing evolution .
2. Pre-human beings, also known as cavemen.
3. Today, also seen in some African tribes. They posess a protruding forehead and abnormally wide spread nose.

That man standing over there, looks apeish to me.

by Squirrel260 November 15, 2006

Apeing

To change your personality temporarily and treat your friends differently because there is an attractive girl you are trying hard to ape on

James was Apeing hard last night. Kinda pissed me off.

by Deeldo September 16, 2015

Apeing

The act of jumping around and shouting like a monkey at someone while they are in there car

"Hey dylan's pulling in, lets go ape his car"
"Hey, when it get dark out lets go apeing"

by Woogie Boogie January 17, 2013

Apeing

Apeing is the supposed process of having sex with someone while acting in a ape like maner, which can include dressing up in a monkey suit and/or speaking like a monkey, i.e. "ooh, ooh, ooooh, aahh, ahh etc..." in order to exact dominance. The development period is at the moment unknown however is believed to be a split off from the Sadism and Masochism era with limited amounts of violence. Other acts include doing monkey like behavior prior to sex, i.e. being used as fore play such as pretending to pick insects from each other and/or other such behavior.

Can also include Surprise Apeing which is identical however usual refers to either rape using such a behavior or surprising your lover using such behavior without prior notice.

Boy one: "I aped her last night"
Boy two: "Nice One"

Boy one: "Apeing Loudly Inside!"
Boy three: "Love Of Vertebratish Estatic Sex?"
Boy two: "Gee, Even Ooh Raah Gaah Aaah?"
boy one: "Yep! ooh ooh ahh ooh rahh gahh gahh"

Boy one: "Wana ape around a bit?"
Girl one: " I love apeing with you, ooh ooh!"

Or in the other context:

Randomer one: "GONA GIVE YOU A GOOD APEING!"
Girl one: "AAAAAH"
Randomer one: "Yeah, ooh ahh ahh!"

Boy one: "ITS APEING TIME!"

by ARACANID October 8, 2009

apeism

Apeism: The term for which used to describe how society knowing or unknowing is converting back to the Stone age.

Basically we are doing this old fashionly because we believe it's the only way or the right way to do it...

Man Compact DVD's are the way to go man, screw streaming!... What do you mean by apeism?

I only play my games on CRT TV's! 4k Ultra HD TV's? Trash!

by MarvinComix April 11, 2019

Apeichai

Asian kid.

with a life.
KINDA funny.
says ur mom alot.
its apeichai.
:D

Apeichai.

by vickyapeichai May 5, 2010