anoushka

professional man with massive cock (bigger than. yours inshallah)

damn anoushka thats a massive cock

by Daddyisam March 14, 2023

Anoushka

A Eshay australian girl that loves to piss people off with weird names.

Anoushka: Hey bumbum hows your non-exsisting life going

by Burgsplurger February 7, 2021

Anoushka

A girl who is very pretty and intelligent. She holds egalitarian views and loves physiotherapy and giggling boys.

That girl is such an Anoushka.

by PrinceOfSummerhall April 18, 2021

Anoushka

Here are some facts about Anoushka
- Anoushka can't cook eggs
- Anoushka is very indecisive

- Anoushka's school dress is way too short

- Anoushka blames everything, including her school dress length on her parents

- Anoushka is a mess

- sixth and final fact, Anoushka is a perfectionist, with nice handwriting.

person one: "damn that girl's dress is short, she looks a mess, her eggs are cooked all wrong and she looks like she can't make a decision to save her life"
person two: "oof, must be an Anoushka"

by yarst October 24, 2019

Anouschka

A crazy girl with the best intentions, super caring and wholesome, beautiful and kind, absolutely hilarious and one of a kind; I’m honestly so grateful to call her my friend.
I hope she realizes what a blessing she is to everyone around her!

She’s truly just anouschka! What a kind human being.

by abv <3 November 20, 2021

Anoushka Modgil (the best)

Anoushka is an absolute firecracker. She is a brave, strong and positive soul. She will fight for you, look after you and smack you in your head when you are being stupid. But she will NEVER EVER leave your side. If you are lucky enough to become friends with Anoushka Modgil- the best you have unlocked the premium package in life. An absolute riot of a person who will love you unconditionally even when things are tough. A wholehearted genuine human who will make you want to be the best version of yourself. If she ever 'child zones' you then you are FUCKING lucky you are on the Top-tier. She will look after you even better than your actual parents for REAL. She gets you like no one else and she is too understanding and non judgemental that you will be surprised to see people like her even exist. Mind you she is stupid, goofy and hilarious with the most stupidest adventures and upto interesting shenanigans as well. Talking to her/ spending time with her makes you feel like you are part of something COOL.

Imagine you hate some place and want to leave and feel fucking stuck and want to cry - she has the ability to change that and make you excited about every single thing in a snap. That is how powerful her energy is. So if you're lucky enough to have her in your life. Cherish her and just fucking hope that you never lose that.

Anoushka is family.

Anoushka is home.

Anoushka is the BEST.

Example 1:

People: Gosh ! you seems so happy these days whats your secret? Are you high?
Me: Nope. Just friends with Anoushka Modgil (the best).

by SH09 November 24, 2021

Anoushka Style

When you give your kids a 4 pack of Gingerbread men from Greggs so you can slip round the back and make them a new brother or sister with a chap you just met in CEX 5 minutes ago.

Friend One: "I'm pregnant again"

Friend Two: "Damn how?"

Friend One: "I got Anoushka styled behind Greggs"

by Sealion1616 January 6, 2022