analhares2

noel is someone who will make you laugh until your stomach hurts. doesn’t take shit from anyone, they’re almost intimidating. but they’ll remind you they love you frequently, ivy fills you up with the warmth and love you need to get through the day. make sure to do the same to them, he deserves it <3

“I don’t know Noel (analhares2) that well but they’re in my science class and i can’t help but feel warmth when we do talk”

by floweradri June 2, 2021

analphalaxis

When you eat something so spicy, your bowels cannot breathe and your butthole stays clenched

I had jalapeños on my burger that were so hot it sent me into analphalaxis.

by LakeErieLush April 16, 2022

analphagia

Like dysphagia, this describes someone having a difficulty swallowing something via one's anus. Commonly used to describe anal vore.

Anal beads got stuck within the woman's body due to her analphagia, and had to be surgically removed.

by cumjargaming July 16, 2024

Analsharts

When you say "Graveller uses Analsharts!" and shit all over someone's face

Person 1 "I heard Jimmy bob Joe got in a fight and he got Analsharted on"
Person 2: "Oh no fucking Analsharts Sherlock"

by Thou AnalSharter May 3, 2024

Political Analphabet

A political analphabet it's a person that doesn't have any deep knowledge in politics. Most of the issue comes from the lack of reading books, poor analysis of information, and the person getting all of his knowledge from memes born from political shitposting that simplify all of the information.

Person A: Look at this meme "Person B", this is totally you in the political spectrum.
Person B: STFU "Person A", you are a political analphabet

by mctwist23 June 27, 2020