Anacitis

A type of disease that affects teens (mainly ages 13-15). Nobody knows whether it's airborne or genetic.

Symptoms:
Anger
Dropping cans on peoples' heads
Making strange faces
Sarcasm
Menacing actions
Falling, making noises, or being embarrassed in Church
Violence

Cures:
None

I was diagnosed with Anacitis earlier today and I've been very angry and violent lately.

by whatever22795 July 14, 2009

Analingus

The same as cunnilingus (oral sex) but in the anal area.

I performed Analingus on my partner last night.

by Leakylemon October 21, 2018

analingus

The art(?) of cunnilingus but applied to the anal opening.

I would love to have you round to my place so you could practice your analingus

or

"You cunning analinguist!", she screamed...

by Anal Linguist February 16, 2006

analingus

The art of performing oral sex to a willingly man or womans anus.

Betty Brown LIKES ANALINGUS WITH HER LESBIAN LOVER MABEAR

by shayleenasmythe April 2, 2010

Analitical Knowledge

An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.

Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

auto-analingus

The act of licking ones own asshole.

"The man removed his floating ribs so that he may preform auto-analingus."

by PhatKhat69 December 17, 2018

analingus

tongue punching your fart box.

Analingus bitches

by e-tahmahdick September 3, 2016