An American Ass-Strike 

When in an ethnic restaurante you pop squat at the first open stall to drop some #2's. You squeeze the first one out but before finishing up AND without pulling your pants up you scoot to as many stalls as possible dropping a couple pre-packaged American made human explosives. The goal is to hit as many porcelain targets as possible. Are you going to flush? Shit no! Let them see the devastation first hand. Make sure you sign USA on the mirror with hand soap.

God Bless America

Your at a local ethnic eatery and you need to let one loose. You walk into the bathroom to find yourself the only one occupying it. This is prime opportunity to call in the big guns with "An American Ass-Strike" and wreak havoc with a continuous air to sea bombing. Squat, shuffle, repeat and ride that ass-strike all the way to the land of the free and home of the brave.

An American Ass-Strike by bclahr18 March 15, 2011

Not Proud to be an American 

One who has strong opinions, and nothing more. Is very unhappy with the current administration, but probably didn't vote. Takes out his frustrations here at UrbanDictionary. Mostly harmless.

Keep on posting, Not Proud. I need the laugh.

Not Proud to be an American by tradesman June 22, 2006

not an american 

not an American a Lesbian

“I’m lesbian”
“I thought u were American!”
not an American

not an american by Yeetsmis January 31, 2020

An American In Paris 

When two men Eiffel Tower a girl while a third guy masturbates in the corner.

Bjorn: Dude what a sick "An American in Paris" last night... me and Tim were totally hitting that!

Regis: Yeah but I don't want to be the guy in the corner next time!

An American In Paris by Tourist in Paris April 27, 2009

An American Way of Death 

A term used to refer to the longstanding history of the United States sanctioned murder of African Americans.

George Floyd’s death, the most recent example of An American Way of Death, will be the final horrific link in the long chain of stolen black lives that changes the world.

An American Way of Death by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2020

songs from an american movie

A loose concept album from the band Everclear. Both albums were released in 2000.

- Songs From An American Movie; Volume 1: Learning How to Smile
- Songs From An American Movie; Volume 2: Good Time For A Bad Attitude

songs from an american movie by TheGlue July 15, 2007

Dumb like an American 

a person who is not well educated and does not want to get any knowledge, so that s/he usually does not know anything, even the obvious things, and if asked, answers uncredibly silly.

sometimes used: "dumb like a Yank".

A: What's Queen of England's name?
B: Victoria.
A: You're dumb like an American.

A: Who's the president od Russia?
B: Lenin.
A: Dumb like an American!

A: Where lies Israel?
B: South America.
A: Youre dumb like an american.

Dumb like an American by Krzysiek October 16, 2006