amateur hour

Something that is done badly

"Some chump has run the data lines right through the power supply. Amateur hour! I've got tears in my eyes!"

by ipodguru December 29, 2008

amateur night

Euphamism for New Year's Eve and St. Patrick's. When millions of people fill up all the bars get drunk and genrally act like real drinkers do on a normal Tuesday.

I'm not going out, It's amatuer night out there. Let's just sit here and drink scotch

by J-Hi September 27, 2004

Amateur porn

Pornography in which the participants are amateur performers as opposed to professionals. Often takes the form of a home movie. Owing to the low-budget nature, often filmed static-shot or P.O.V style. A celebrity who indulges in this may see it released as a sex tape.

I was so bored last night I spent five hours watching amateur porn on YouPorn.

by Ucrylic May 22, 2010

amateur radio

A bunch of bald middle aged men. In order to be a female in amateur radio you must be one the males mother, lover, or daughter. The term Om, for old man is supposed to be used but males are always referred to by there call letters. They call woman Yl's as often as they can.

My YL really hates my interest in amateur radio I did however convince my YL to get her call wich is useful to keep up my pile ups when I have to qsy for a dump.

by active radiology September 4, 2006

amateur dealer

A drug slinger that is just starting out or temporarily selling some drugs for quick cash.

Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."

Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."

by westfalia January 14, 2010

Amateur night

An event at a strip club, often on a Wednesday night, where non-strippers can get naked for cash prizes. Often requires a minimum of three contestants.

She and her friends did amateur night at the Vu last week!

by theRadioStar August 10, 2008

amateur porn

The opposite of professional porn. Amateur porn is often recorded not with a professional cameraman and equipment, but self-camera or phones. It can be either two or more people fucking each other, or just a girl having fun with her sex toys. Examples can be found at GoneWild.Life or similar sites.

Amateur porn is better than professional porn as it shows how sex is in reality.

by Doitnowornot October 9, 2018