Albino Gravy Pump 

A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.

Jessie gave me the old albino gravy pump last night.

Albino Gravy Pump by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

alvin mahon 

A insanely sexy Asian dude who happens to wank too much. He also has a habit of being shit at asking girls out and is at approximately 0 for 50 in the last few years

E.g. “Oi Alvin Mahon you fat shit cunt, Jamee’s over here”

alvin mahon by Freddies fatty September 5, 2019

albinoblacksheep 

The hub of countless flash videos, random images and text files, and hilarious chat logs.

I love albinoblacksheep. It makes my pants like a tent.

albinoblacksheep by Roar June 15, 2003

Alvin 

The most handsome man you'll ever meet. He'll stand up for anyone. He is very loyal to his friends. He makes girls want him more and more everyday.

Girl: Wow what an Alvin

Alvin by Aman3'w October 28, 2017

albino starfish 

A freshly bleached anus.

She went to the boutique for an albino starfish.

albino starfish by freddythegeek September 9, 2010

Partying With My Albino Friend

Doing cocaine.

I tip my hat and say goodnight

To the lovely lady dressed in white

My smooth white princess in the night

Ohhh, you know it makes me so sad

Partying with my albino friend

But all good things, they must end

Goodbye snowy road...

Partying With My Albino Friend by A Certain Doctor December 19, 2009

Alvin and the chipmunks 

The act of inhaling helium and shoving a acorn up someone’s ass and singing “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”

“Man I just Alvin and the chipmunks this girl.”

Alvin and the chipmunks by Gucci Berry February 20, 2021