altonist

Someone who follows what Alton Brown says like a religion.

I am indeed an Altonist.

by Lovelytoes September 1, 2007

astronauticos

Astronauts in Spanish language. It just sounds cool and has some zing in it. In Latin countries, they are now as "astronauticos"

Vamos al juego de Los Astronuticos de Houston. ( Houston Astros)Let's go see the Houston Astronauticos.

by Flashshot29boxer October 22, 2018

Black Astronaut

An individual who find themselves is an extraordinary and/or highly unlikely circumstance.

1) I was so out of place at that party, people looked at me like a black astronaut.
2) I won the lottery and feel like a black astronaut.

by Forjanelle November 30, 2018

Chinese Astronaut

Sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands. Derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.

"Dude, I totally just gave my girlfriend a Chinese Astronaut. I must have looked like a chink in there!"

by NigNogger November 6, 2009

God Is An Astronaut

An irish post-rock band known for their instrumental music and kick-ass live light effects. They never sing, but occasionally moan.

They are also known as "the band whose shit got stolen in the U.S."

LPs

The End of the Beginning (2002)
All Is Violent, All Is Bright (2005)
Far from Refuge (2007)
God Is an Astronaut (2008)
Age of the Fifth Sun (2010)

by havet1337 June 15, 2010

Down Astronomical

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.

I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(

by Tucker the park dencher April 28, 2021

astronormical

Being extremely normal in nature.

Hans' penis was astronormicaly average.

by Lokijk January 19, 2017