ALHA

At Least He's Asian

Pseudo derogatory acronym to describe a butt fugly Asian male's innate ability to bag a unreal smoking hot Asian girl. He is usually up to 2 feet shorter and may posess a monkey face and a cigarette stained grill.

The nature of this may be due to financial status, occupation, vehicle or possesion of a massive wang in tow.

This is the opposite of Cornshark (Noun).

"Holy shit, check out that slammin Azn biatch!"

"I can't, that drooling snaggle toothed dude is all up on her like a cheap suit."

"ALHA"

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"At least he's Asian!"

by Grizzly August 28, 2009

AleHANDJob

This is when a handjob is given to an emo kid.

Yo Mike, that nigga over there got an alehandjob last night!

by Amanda Byrntson March 24, 2009

Aloha Turkey

Sometimes used to describe a guy with an enormous dick, it often means an extremely average guy with little to no special values and an underwhelming penis of length and girth.

That bum over there is a real Aloha Turkey

by Theta Undertone September 25, 2017

Aliha

She's Beautiful , Always On Top Of Her Game . She's Been Hurt A Couple Of Times Don't Trust Many . She Stays To Herself And Doesn't Let Anybody Run Over Her . She's One Of The Most Realistic Person You'll Meet . She Tells You The Truth From Beginning To The End . She Also Has A Pretty Body

Omg , Do You See Aliha She's So Beautiful .

by abcde_4 June 6, 2015

Ali and Alham

A beautiful couple that has been together for a few years. Ali and Alham are PERFECT for eachother. They were both eachothers first loves and they will never love anyone else like they loved eachother! Their relationship had some ups and downs, But they sure did love eachother very much! Till this day Ali and Alham will remain loving eachother til death!

Girl 1: i wish me and john had a relationship like Ali and Alham!

Girl 2: Doesn't everyone wish they had a relationship like theirs?

Girl 1: i def understand why! They are so perfect for each other!
Girl 2: I Know!

by ThefuckinMan June 20, 2012

aloha

Native Hawai'ian language, literal meaning is 'love'. Modern use is as a greeting and a farewell.

Hawai'i is the Aloha state

by Hubert March 25, 2005

alhassan

Realest nigga alive. You won't find anyone more trustworthy or funny. Alhassan is refered to a person everyone looks up to as a successful person. An alhassan never breaks his promises and is true to everything.

"yo this guy is alhassan, he knows whats up"

by kah nigga November 19, 2013