An act of oral sex where the man kneels before a standing woman. She then spreads her legs allowing him to "Worship at Her Altar"
Michael: How was your date with Amy last night?
Wilson: It was amazing. We wound up back at her place where she let me worship at her altar for over an hour. My knees are killing me today though.
Wilson: It was amazing. We wound up back at her place where she let me worship at her altar for over an hour. My knees are killing me today though.
by Fredfish July 12, 2015
Get the Worship at Her Altarmug. Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.
1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.
1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
Get the Praying at the Porcelain Altarmug. by allthisandahugedick October 25, 2011
Get the holy shit on an altarmug. Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a)
Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.
b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.
b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010
Get the Worshipping the Porcelain Altarmug. by the79bomb October 7, 2009
Get the Pay homage to the porcelain altarmug. by Boomchackalaka July 3, 2016
Get the Kneel at the altarmug. An altar girl who is filled with lust, is very sexually promiscuous and willingly sleeps with whomever she can get in bed with.
That Altar Slut Mary has slept with every altar boy in the congregation and even some of the altar girls.
by KinkyCatholicGirl September 19, 2020
Get the Altar Slutmug.