Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

by tomgreene March 4, 2010

intelligence amplification

Intelligence amplification, or I.A.
Humans increase their knowledge and wisdom and are smarter in making decissions by pooling their knowledge with other people and with computers.

He may not be the smartest guy on Wall Street but his intelligence amplification techniques greatly increase his ability to think. Now with a lot of moral amplification he should be able to use his moral compass to chart a new course in life.

by mlhiss October 16, 2008

avification

A literary term defined as giving avian(bird-like) qualities to an inanimate object.

Ex. Time flies

by MikeR April 14, 2004

Alification

ali-fi-cation
Alification (Verb)- "to become associated with Allie and all of her wonderful b.s."

Rabbit went through Alification now he is Allie's Husband

by ElysianAf August 10, 2016

Altification

The joy of having ones virginity so intact that you have more than one character in a guild of your own creation to help you in any of the online multi-player games. Chiefly Everquest.

Hey there goes Bob and his new army of toons in that guild he created.

What guild is that?

Altification.

by Sgtballz July 10, 2012

Alexification

When your buddy Alex makes your songs sound beautiful.

Me: “Thanks for the Alexification!”

by Odd Aleson July 27, 2018

Addification

Adding affordable housing, services, and amenities to neighborhoods with new buildings without displacing existing residents.

We can combat the potential of gentrification with addification.

by Urbanist45 January 25, 2023