Almondsbury Interchange 

Upon penetrating the anus, the penis is withdraw and thrust into a vagina, then back into the anus.

This is generally done before the balls have a chance to become cold and shrivel slightly.

"It's time for the almondsbury interchange, baby!"

"Please don't give me the almondsbury interchange me again"

Almondsbury Interchange by kweil0 December 3, 2009

almondine 

a greek name originating from the nut called almond. she is a spunky and sweet gal who indulges in almonds on the daily. #if your out there almondine I love you

she just pulled an almondine move

almondine by nuttingalmondine May 4, 2018

almondsbury

A place where poshos live , such as jayden samuel arrowsmith the cumsponge

Wanna go almondsbury , Nah mate heard bout sherrie the hardnut , she batters anyone who enters her street

almondsbury by bellz November 23, 2018

Almonding

Doing the opposite of whatever advice is given. All the while being entirely annoying

"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"

Almonding by GHOSTYx2 August 13, 2020

roasted almonds 

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

roasted almonds by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014

Burnt almonds

Unexplained

I smell the scent of burnt almonds

Burnt almonds by Roberttoti December 8, 2017

Floor almonds 

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

Floor almonds by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018