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Alistair

My name. Alistair isn't my legal name, since I'm a tranny, but other than that, I am Alistair.
My boyfriend: where's Alistair??
Me: I'M RIGHT HERE MAKING SOME NOODLES
by Gayest rat June 25, 2021
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Alistair

1. Name; Etymology behind this man's name is "Defender of Men".
2. Strong, courageous, English man's name.
1. "Wow, did you see Alistair on the beach? He took on the zombie invasion hordes alone with just a broadsword!"

2. "Wow, look at Alistair's hair today. I want to bone him."
by Lauren_the_Lovely May 26, 2009
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Alistair

good at everything loves punching people and says its a reflex, very good at cricket and boxing always very hot, has a huge penis and all the girls love him
omg is that Alistair he's so good at everything and he's so hot
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alistair scott

A crazy person no one likes except himself. He listens to too much Green Day, and has no interest in music or his family
James: oh is that Alistair Scott
William: yeah he is so weird
by Skeleton secretary October 16, 2017
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Alistaire

1. A very genteel older English gentleman.
2. The mythical male creature with manners and dignity, the single entity that thinks with the brain between their ears.

3. Alistaire- female: A girl who, while being feminine, has then inner steel of a tough gritty guy.
1. I met Alistaire in the rose garden, and we strolled hand in hand amongst the flowers. He was a perfect gentleman.

2. Turns out, *insert all teenage boys here* was just trying to get in my pants. I wish he was more of an Alistaire, and not such a poser creeper.

3. Geez, Alistaire can fix a motercycle, deal when her dad ruins her life, and put up with the worlds worst gangster boyfriend. She still looks better in a dress than anyone I know.
by hopelesscause October 14, 2009
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alasdair

The act of inserting your penis up one's nose and pissing in it.
'Alasdair-ing is so gross'
by - [ Dark Assassin ] - March 15, 2007
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alistair

" wow alistair your so thick"
by #That mysterious guy March 14, 2017
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