alfalfa

if you are receiving oral sex from your girl but she doesn't like to swallow you pull out when you are ready to orgasm and ejaculate across the top of her head giving her some what of a cow lick look

"girl why is your hair sticken' up in the back?" "i didn't want to swallow so my man gave me an alfalfa!"

by z'boy December 22, 2007

Alfalfa male

Pony-tailed, sensitive, hemp wearing male somehow quite attractive to certain females. These are often vegetarian/vegans and great fans of poetry. Usually are environmentalists.

Scott is such an alfalfa male, a complete pussy but the chicks dig him.

by McNevin September 19, 2009

alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

by Sirblondie June 16, 2009

alfalfa

marijuana

smoking some alfalfa

by foul1 March 3, 2010

Reverse Alfalfa

During intercourse a woman suggests reversing roles.

"Last night in the middle of sex my girlfriend started spanking me and wanted to put a dildo in my butt." I told her we're not going to 'Reverse Alfalfa' it.

by sntntentty January 7, 2010

alfalfa

A big kiss with tongue and stuff.

She gave me this hot alfalfa. It was hot.

by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

alfalfa sprouts

When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth

AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"

DB: "What dude?"

AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."

by Katharsis September 12, 2009