Alden

Alden is a common name for a surperior to the human race. He is godly and is better than you. If you have a girlfriend, you shallith be robbed of her, and she will instantly fall for him. Next time you see him, down, you mortal...

You: “Hey, is that Alden?”
Your sister who you are dating: “Yes”
You: Frickin’ fricker, I just started dating you...”
Your sister who you are dating: “Oh well, I’m leaving you,”

by MeButImBetterThanYou February 28, 2019

Alden

The Best of theBest the finest of the finest.
A smart boy and the best friend I have known

Alden da best

by Bobstone April 2, 2019

Alden

The sexiest man with th biggest penis

Man, that alden. What a great guy!

by Blue44 December 5, 2017

alden

is so hot ... i guess it runs in the family ... has the hottest cousin

oo i want that family!!!

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

Alden’s number

The number of times Vaush says the N-Word in any given stream. It is 420,069 to the power of infinity.

Vaush Fan: Do you know Alden’s number?
Proud Anti-Vaushite: you mean the number of times he’s defended pedophilia? Not today, Satan!
*Vaush Fan explodes from getting rekt with facts and logic”

by TheRealPitbull March 20, 2021

adeon

Term used to describe anyone who is in the process of owning and/or has owned someone. As a noun, it is one who can be described as above and beyond, or "pro" at life.

"That guy we just played is totally adeon, we totally got owned."

by Jace P March 11, 2008

Alderon J Smythe

Alderon is the most stunning! The biggest sweetheart in the entire world and he'll make a nice comfy spot in your heart. One would desire to gaze into his shiny forest green brown eyes the whole day long. No matter what time of the day it is, he always makes your heart pound with happiness. Super company, super adorable, super sweetie, superman reinvented:) So caring and kind, he will be able to read your inner most feelings - MAGICAL. He'll truly make you smile every time you see him. Alderon is AMAZING. love you Alderon.

Alderon J Smythe... gosh you're something so so special, gorgeous one. k3ve you heaps :)

by pseudonumberoneonenine June 19, 2010