The name of a male who is laid back & funny. He may have amazing soft brown hair, and his eyes are like dark honey. When the sun hits them, they glow so bright, & you cant help but to just stare. He comes off as quiet or cold, but is secretly loving. Although, he may be the type to be mysterious, as you spend time with him, you start to notice how much he cares. The feeling of comfort, safeness and warmth when in the arms of him. As this begins, you cant help but to get a feeling in you're heart. You may not realize today, or day after that, but as time goes on, no matter what the relation ship may be; friends or lovers, you realize that feeling is love.
"His eyes were like dark honey, skin like caramel, hair soft as a kittens fur"
" Someone sounds head over heels"
" If you were ever to see what i do in Alberto, you would understand"
" Someone sounds head over heels"
" If you were ever to see what i do in Alberto, you would understand"
by A + A <3 July 13, 2021
Get the Alberto mug.Lady: "Your store sucks & this bread was supposed to be 3 for a dollar not 2 for a dollar!"
Us: "You're so totally right ma'am. Please wait here while I smash myself in the nuts for you and while we're at it get one of my other employees to go check to see if you're right so we can save you those 33 cents that you oh so need."
Us: "You're so totally right ma'am. Please wait here while I smash myself in the nuts for you and while we're at it get one of my other employees to go check to see if you're right so we can save you those 33 cents that you oh so need."
by Steven H. May 31, 2005
Get the albertsons mug.To ejaculate into a condom and then force a female to consume the whole thing in front of you; a condom filled with semen.
by samwoolsey928 January 26, 2009
Get the Alberti mug.The sexual action of freezing your dong in a snowstorm and then molly whopping the shit out of your side girl.
by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019
Get the Philly Alberto mug.A person (usually of hispanic decent) who is very overly self-confident with woman and is a party animal who likes to dance but is also very attractive and athletic. This person also says some of the most ridicuous and dumb but funny statements at random times and loves to have fun. Most of all, this person is incredibly unpredictable and will use his athletic abilities to do dumbass but hilarious things.
I think he had alot to drink and is having a good time acting like a crazy mofo with the ladies. He sure is acting like an Alberto tonight.
by jorge iglesias November 8, 2009
Get the Alberto mug.A guy of Hispanic descent. He is very arrogant, conceited, and over-confident. He is very social and really outgoing. People think he is dumb because of the way he acts in public, but little do they know that he is the most intelligent guy in the room. You could say he has a sort of god-complex, yet the only reason people assume that is because he is just so confident in his abilities. He is handsome, a charmer, and an overall ladies man. Other guys around him are always jealous because of all the attention he gets from girls. At first glance he can seem like a douche bag, but once you get to know him you will understand what it is to talk to a true genius.
* Rumors * Alberto is dumb...
After 1 year of knowing him,
"He is so smart how did I not see it from the start..."
After 1 year of knowing him,
"He is so smart how did I not see it from the start..."
by Complex Being October 15, 2017
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