Albert
The most perfect guy any girl would ever dream of having in their life. Everything I need, everything ive ever wanted, plus more. No one can ever come close to him.
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an Albert is a hot pc gamer who loves to play infestation survivor stories and everyone loves him.
An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.
An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.
Albert by Snoop Dog69 November 25, 2013
Albert
N. Slang. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though the origin is probably related.
Albert by RandomThought November 28, 2009
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ALBERT by BigNegro42069 May 25, 2020
Albert
A sexy boy with a penis (bulbul) larger then African Americans.He is known to be a wanksta but lovable anyways.He can last up to three hours in bed and make you orgasm in a matter of seconds.If you dont know an Albert then commit suicide.
Albert by a-y wanksta October 26, 2011
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albert - a large sloth like creature that can sleep for weeks at a time. the albert is also the only mamal that has adapted to eating in its sleep .... harmless unless disturbed while eaten... if attacked by an albert your best chance of survival is to tip it over.