akwardnessishityocity

A sheer amount of akwardness that amounts to a large amount of what might or might not be a situation in which a position of a certain magnitude might have arisen with the effect that the people in said situation are so thoroughly immersed in what could be classified as that thing with

The sheer amount of akwardnessishityocity was so overwhelming I pooed a little.

by dethfan May 20, 2009

akward boner

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

by whydidimakethis June 17, 2016

Awkwardo

The awkward friend in every social group. He/she usually makes others uncomfortable. Always found creating awkward moments with random comments or stories.

Vincent: Hey i went to this dope ass party last night!

Adam: I KNOW I WAS THERE!!! HAHA

Eduardo: Hey i saw you in front of your house yesterday....

Adam: Dude...You're being a real Awkwardo!

by SNEAKYBANANA April 20, 2010

akwardos

an incident of surprise, awkwardness, and not entailing any other appropriate reaction

when extremely nerve-racking, it is MEGA akwardos

and then he told me he was gay." "MEGA akwardos

by awkwardos555 March 1, 2011

ackwardo

an expression that can be used in extremely ackward to the core situations. Rythmed typically.

salvatrucha #1: jorge broke up wid me. a la gran puta.
salvatrucha #2: ackwardo
salvatrucha #1: edwardo?
salvatrucha #3: why you guys frontin' fo?

by Fanor January 31, 2008

Awkwardo Stalkwardo

An instance where the individual being stalked is aware they are being stalked by a Mexican. Although the Mexican knows they have been discovered, they continue the stalking as usual, making it awkward.

Boy: Who is that guy, I've seem him a few times following you after school.
Girl: I don't know, he's this Mexican guy, hes been following me, and I swear he has seen me see him. It's really awkwardo stalkwardo if you know what I mean.
Boy: Yeah I do

by Awkasaurus October 25, 2010

Akward Dumpster

A known mood killer, unless you're into this sort of thing. A sexual act that consists of a female performing a blow job on a male, the female swallowing the cum, and throwing it back up on the male's penis. This can be on purpose, or if really drunk, or sick, by accident.

Bro, Donna was so wasted last night, when she was blowing me i got an Akward Dumpster!

by FR3SH 2 D3FF December 15, 2008