The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.
Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008
Get the Phlegm-Ahemmug. term referring to describe complete awkwardness when in a situation when you have nothing to say but OH AHEM/OH AH!
by irishfitz February 20, 2010
Get the oh ahemmug. The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.
Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
by Dean Barbella June 2, 2008
Get the Captain Phlegm-Ahemmug. You have an enjoyment in your penile area LOL At the person
* you have an ahem in your wooting*
you enjoy penises
you have fun with ahems
you like to enjoy some ones private area
* you have an ahem in your wooting*
you enjoy penises
you have fun with ahems
you like to enjoy some ones private area
by Elliexxxxxxxxxxxx September 29, 2006
Get the You have an ahem in your wootingmug. by Gommalakka February 28, 2022
Get the Ahemmug.