presuckshoal agreement

/n An agreement between future spouses on the scheduled act of performing felatio.

Nick: Can't believe your going thru with it man.

Jason: Dude I didn't wanna marry her but, she signed a presuckshoal agreement.

by Viralpinpoint December 22, 2011

Gentleman's Agreement

An unwritten agreement between a group of people (usually friends playing a game) to not do something extremely dickish or unfair, no matter how tempting or obvious it may be.

A famous example of a gentleman's agreement is when players would always agree to not use Oddjob in Goldeneye N64, and no one would object.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 06, 2022

top agreement

a nonverbal agreement between acquaintances, or in rare situation strangers in which they put each other in there myspace top friends for the main reason of filling up space.

thisguy: i didnt know bre and travis where such good friends

thatguy: there not

thisguy: then why are they on each others top friends?

thatguy: thats just a top agreement

by travispierre February 03, 2009

douchebags agreement

A bet with ridiculous wagers which only douchey people would think of or agree to

Douchebag #1 - Hey man, I bet you that you can't drink that entire bottle of mentholated spirits!
Douchebag #2 - Your on, if I win you have to cut of your cock with this plastic spoon
Douchebag #1 - Deal but if you lose you have to skull this bucket of paint thinner!
Douchebag #2 - Fuck yeah!
Innocent onlookers - Oh shit those guys just made a douchebags agreement

by Migel Sanchez June 14, 2013

prenaptual agreement

To come to an understanding that having sex does not mean having a relationship. Usually needs to be explained to the female half.

Are you banging her ?
Only once, we had a prenaptual agreement.

by larry h December 14, 2007

licensing agreement

The stupid 500-page contract that software companies make you read before downloading their software, but nobody bothers wasting their time reading.

Man 1: Do you ever read the terms of the licensing agreement?

Man 2: Hell no!!! That shit would take me DAYS to read!!!

by AJFreeway March 02, 2008

Mutual Agreement

When two people have feelings for eachother but neither one of them ask eachother out but act as if in a relationship

“Are you two dating?”
“No, but we’re in a mutual agreement”

by k🐀 June 10, 2019