aluminum thunderflush

A tankless toilet (usually made from stainless steel but not always) that has an exceptionally powerful flush; such toilets are known to devour things like paper towels, socks, full rolls of rollios -- items which would clog up an ordinary shitbowl.

Suicide-resistant prison combys (they are made of metal and have a lavatory on top & a seatless toilet below; almost exclusively found in jail & prison cells) are thought to have been the originator for the phrase, "aluminum thunderflush".

Hey John!
Want to see something kewl?
Come over here and look at this...{places the end of a roll of bungwipe into the toilet water, flushes}. Check out how fast this aluminum thunderflush devours a whole roll of TP!!! See, it ate the whole roll with just two flushes!!!

by Telephony September 7, 2013

discord admin

A pretentious hypocrite who babysits 13 year olds for 10 hours every day

frank: hey, did you know that I'm a discord admin?
tom: nice, how many people have you banned for insulting your e-girl today?

by p_madness July 5, 2020

Mr. Administrator

When you continue to live in the 1950s and assume any person(s) with certain administrative privileges, including but not limited to Facebook groups, must be only of the male sex.

Mr. Administrator, why do you remove all posts on this topic?

by Mr. Administrator June 22, 2020

admin abuse

When an administrator in online games, message boards, or servers, misuse their power. Often by becoming power hungry and causing trouble just for their own amusement.

Admin Abuse in Counter Strike Source:

Person A (not Hacking): Kills the admin.
Admin: Gets angry.
Admin: Kicks person A from the server for "hacking"

by Sadisticmgt September 4, 2008

School Administrator

School administrators are something rarely seen outside of captivity. They are glorified half-retarded paper-pushers who feel that they are making a difference when in fact all they are doing is making everyone frustrated and slightly constipated at the sheer though of all their bullshit. It is socially, morally, and ethically acceptable to shun said beasts and laugh at them when in the presence of third parties. As of the present, there is no definite cure to their insufferable bitchiness; however, a sharp blow to the back of the head with a large bat or similar instrument seems to be effective.

When Kenny was forced to confront a school administrator, the bane of the entire world's existence, he chose to commit Hari Kari in a futile attempt to avoid being prison raped by the admins presence.

by Mac___Crazy August 10, 2010

Admin Adams

Quasi derogatory term used to describe Facebook group admins when you want to take exception to group rules that everyone else tends to follow

Kyle: I was muted by Andrew for spamming pictures of plumber butt crack into the FB group.

Jerry: Wow, Andrew is such an Admin Adams

by Tito2021 January 8, 2021

Systems Administrator

A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.

Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.

Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!

by Itwasnotme February 4, 2010