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Smurf Account 

A alternative account (usually for gaming) that one can use to hide from people/pwn noobs/not be messaged 1 million times in a game.
NoobPwnRoflStomp9001 : Hey d00d u wanna play in match with me? i the best

Some guy : Sorry man, I gotta go feed the cat... *logs smurf account*
Smurf Account by CraDieN March 6, 2011

spam account

an account on social media someone uses to rant about things making it separate from their main account

There are many different kinds but the most popular are finstas
random person : you have a spam account

other random person : yeah follow it if you want to see my constant complaining or ranting or just yeahhhhhh
spam account by Dani<3 October 20, 2019

accountership 

Owning that shit and accounting for it. - A.L.
The warehouse employees mixed material again, it sounds like they need to have some accountership in their process!
accountership by Longo_210 April 25, 2019

dump account 

An account on social media (mainly on Instagram) for someone to post bulks of photos without ruining their main account's feed.
Stella posts some pretty nice photos on her dump account. I wonder why she didn't post them on her main one.
dump account by renjunstan December 2, 2021

Madoff your account 

I am going to Madoff your account
Madoff your account by Ettebe December 21, 2008

Fund Accountant 

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.
Joe is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) fund accountants who crunch our numbers.