abension

the sexual phenomenon which occurs when one member of a sexual party is on top of another party member, whilst thrusting up and down on an erect penis. The penis suffers "abension" when the partner on top thrusts upward to quickly causing the penis to exit the vagina, or anus, and on the insuing downward thrust, the erect penis is slammed and "abended" by the lower torso of the thrusting partner.

When your girl slams your cock cuz her ass is out of control, that's abension

by Andy G boyee ~djandots~ December 6, 2004

Ascension Quality

Very Shitty quality

That noname brand is Ascension Quality

by A Q man May 17, 2011

Ascension

Used to describe one of the greatest Power metal bands in the UK, also of the same name Ascension

" Hey, are you going to the Ascension gig tonight? "
" YES! who isnt? "

by power_metal October 29, 2008

Ascension

A super gay school located in burlington ontario. its super ghetto and is found on top of a duct-tape factory. The teachers are extremely shitty and nobody will be a supply teacher for the big kids. If you are planning on sending your kiddos to Ascension they will most likely learn to be a slut and have no good teachers ever.

"Lol, you sent your kids to Ascension?"

"haahaa sucks for them!"

by imcoolerdanyou November 22, 2013

Adstention

my comfort streamer in Twitch

me: are you a cat boy?
Adstention: NO

by Anonymussssssssssssssssssssss5 May 28, 2021

Dual-Ascension

After each lovers soul is projected into the real world through truth and honesty, they are then fused together by the power of love to create one dying entity to rise above all the universe and into the heavens where an eternity of contentment and everlasting nirvana shall follow soon afterwards.

"The end met by Romeo and Juliet was not a tragedy, but an instance of dual-ascension."

by brendan ess December 31, 2003

ascension

wonderful place fun of magical trolls and old men live in the tRrees. and all the inhabitants love each other and never want to leave

by camille April 24, 2003