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Abraham

He is the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's smarter than any other guy you've ever met and he always influences you in the best ways. His looks will melt your heart because he is just so damn handsome. If he was ever compared to another guy... Well that's just it. He can't be compared to others. His muscles are larger than the ocean floor and his smile will charm your mind. If he ever talked to you, then you're one lucky girl because that's means you'll get the special treatment. He's every girls dream man and he's a one in a million.
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Damn is that Abraham over there? He is so fucking good looking!
by RoseBudd November 27, 2013
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Arashimaru

noun. Japanese pimp warlord aka Kichimi
adjective. insane
verb. to do something holy
interjection. Used when awesome
1. Lets hug Arashimaru.
2. That was Arashimaru!!!
3. Lets hold hands and Arashimaru.
4 " I...I can see again!!! Arashimaru!!!"
by Arashifan February 9, 2008
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Abraham's Trifecta

Completed when you have slept with a member of each of the Abrahamic Religions: a Muslim, Jew, and Christian.
Braxton: Yo bro, so I was titty fucking this girl last night and she was all like "Braxton? What are you doing?" but it doesn't matter because I just completed Abraham's Trifecta.
Paul: No big deal, I did that, like, years ago...
by elliot77 December 4, 2015
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Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.
Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.
by Kleeck July 8, 2011
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Arashk

Arashk is a Persian guy who is intelligent , funny , carismatic and intresting . He is quite shy around people he doesn’t know.
He is also the first king of the Ashkanian Dynasty
James : That boy is just like Arashk
by Kgkejeccnqs November 30, 2019
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kissing abraham lincoln

performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shaved to the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard.
Man, I went down on my girlfriend last night and it was like kissing Abraham Lincoln..
by totalg33k February 21, 2008
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Abraham Lincoln Syndrome

A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.
"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."
by Johnny Booth Jr. December 4, 2012
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