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Abbey

She is the most loving caring Person you will ever meet. She is beautiful, even though she doesn't believe it herself.
She brushes off compliments because she never understand that people don't always lie. People always rush to her when they need help for anything but when she needs someone, nobody is open. You have to show that you love her for her to trust you, and her trust is hard to come by. She has been walked over many times in the past because for once she wanted people to listen to what she wanted, and everyone just thought she was being a bitch. Her life has stopped because she became too busy helping everyone with fast forwarding theirs. And no matter how good you think she has it, you would still come out as better off. She constantly draws the short straw with everything she does and no matter how hard she tries she will stay at the bottom of the board. She shows love to people that don't love her back because they never realise how special she is. All that I can say now is that, if you ever meet an Abbey, love her with all you have. Andnever let go. You need her and she needs you.
I wish I was a amazing as Abbey
by Ashley Cage April 21, 2014
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abey

One who patently (and pathetically) exaggerates one's accomplishments due to pervasive feelings of insecurity and worthlessness. A pseudo-narcissist if you will...
person 1: I was accepted to every school in the Ivy League, but didn't attend, as I have no need to childishly prove myself to the world. I attend El Generico State University, because it's just as good, if not better!

(**person 2 thinking privately to himself): She's always been a bit of an abey...

person 1: I also won the Nobel Peace Prize for 2006 last month, but chose not to accept it, as I feel it's a completely overrated award. I told them to give it to Muhammad Yunus and Grameen Bank instead.

(**person 2 thinking privately to himself): Riiight...

person 1: Miuccia asked me to walk in her show at Fashion Week, but I declined, as I only strut the runways for Eddie Bauer. Why would anyone want to wear Prada anyway? I told her to use Gemma instead.

(**person 2 thinking privately to himself): Umm... You're 5'3" and shaped like a gourd. How could you be a runway model? And Eddie Bauer doesn't even have a show at Fashion Week. It's not even couture.

person 1: Well, I must be off! President Bush wants me to negotiate a truce between Israel and Hezbollah.

(person 1 actually walks off to her apartment to watch a rerun of "Friends" while scarfing down a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey)

person 2 (out loud to no one in particular): Why do I talk to her?
by cospal troxul November 29, 2006
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Abneer

The living personification of the night/darkness. Usually has a deep voice. So deep that it cannot be heard unless he personally decides to speak in a higher tone.
Me: Damn, it sure is dark outside tonight.
Abneer: *Cough* I think you mean it's "Abneer" outside tonight.
Me: Where even the f*ck are you.
Abneer: I'm not near you, I'm really far.
Me: So you're not Abneer, you're Abfar?
by GodOfCalamityLynx May 4, 2018
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Abbey

An Abbey is a special girl. She's As gorgeous on the inside as is on the outside and is so kind and loving towards others. Great body, Perfect hair, and She's the queen bee that everyone loves and thinks highly of, no matter what the haters say. She is loyal to her many friends and would kick anyone's ass for them! This badass is the life of the party. She's quite romantic and a GREAT kisser! She's a real catch. So if you ever catch an Abbey, don't let her go.
Boy- Damn, I gotta take Abbey out sometime!! She be lookin FINEEEE!!

Girl- Abbey is at the top of the invite list for my party!! If she comes, I bet more people will want to come too!!
by Powerpuff101 August 3, 2013
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abbey's ass

Abbey's ass is the most perfect ass ever. It's not too firm, but it's not to jiggly. It's the perfect shape and size. It looks PHENOMENAL with panties or without panties.

Besides looks, Abbey's ass feels amazing cupped in your hands. Squeezing her ass is the best feeling in the world. As soon as you touch it, you'd want to spend the rest of your life kissing and fucking that ass.
EX: "Man, I gotta girlfriend, but I can't help but wish she had Abbey's ass."

EX: "There's all these wonderful asses in the world, but Abbey's ass is by far the best and the only one I want."
by bllushing May 16, 2014
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Abbey

Abbey's are funny, beautiful, and one of the most trustworthy people on the earth. If you have an Abbey as a friend, make sure to remember her forever!
Abbey is so funny!
by emojisrlife May 10, 2015
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Brownton Abbey

Code word for anal sex around uppity folk
Hey babe you want to go to Brownton Abbey later? Certainly my lady
by Bobby Butternut May 20, 2022
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