Awaken the Bacon

Slang term for having a wank or generally becoming aroused

just woke up, all alone.....time to awaken the bacon i think

by dan102 September 20, 2010

roid awakening

When your hemrroids become inflamed and irritated after eating spicy foods.

Marc put jalapeños on his hamburger and had a roid awakening when he took a crap.

by Aneefa February 26, 2014

Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life in which they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.

Timmy: Until I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and full of cooties.
Johnny: Ah, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.

by AngelJesusGonzalesSmith April 27, 2019

awaken

when the pillar man from jojo went : AYAYAYAYA

Joeseph: Have u heard about Awaken?

Smokey: What
*AYAYAYAYA*

by dielien April 27, 2020

Eternal Atake

The Album that cured everyone’s depression In 2020

Aye bro, did you listen to Eternal Atake? I don’t wanna shoot up the school anymore

by LilGungy March 6, 2020

awakened simp

Simps are not eternal. The "awakened simp" is the state of being a simp achieves when he realizes his wrongdoings. This state comes after a simp has endured too much self-inflicted pain. This is also when a simp realizes that he needs to work to better himself, his self worth and confidence, before working on getting laid

Kyle used to be a simp, chasing uninterested women and belittling himself. Now he's become an awakened simp. What a chad

by Charlie 27 April 8, 2020

falling awake

When your on your way to waking up, your awake but your eyes wont open, thats falling awake

When your laying down and you wake up but you still have your eyes closed your falling awake

by DD.XXB January 13, 2019