AARP 

American
Accosiation
of
Retarted
People

That dude is sooo from the AARP

AARP by l33t N00Br May 13, 2005

AARP 

Armpits, Asshole, Crotch, and Teeth. These are the only four body parts that need to be washed when camping in the wilderness. All the rest are trivial.

Yeah the stream is freezing, but I'm dirty and I only have to hit the AARP. Gimme the soap...
*splash*

AARP by Crew Middle Fork September 25, 2005

AARP 

A book of things for old people to purchase to make their retarted children to do more work for them. Ie: weelchairs, sinks, bathtub surrounds.

I need an AARP book, that kitchen sink is leaking and I don't have enough money to get a new one instauled.

AARP by Me May 13, 2005

AARP 

To go slow

Can't you get on that website?
No, my computer's gone all AARP on me. It's so slow.

AARP by bnewtonf September 1, 2010

AARP 

the angry ass rape providers.
mean people who run around with the intention only of ass raping other innocents. these people are generally very angry. also found in many prisons around the world

those AARP's were running rampantly through the streets yesterday.

AARP by in33dah3ro January 29, 2007

AARP Hymen 

The gynecological instance then the vaginal walls of an older women fuse due to lack of sexual activity

Ms. Smith, you can get dressed. fortunately, your condition is not serious and will not require surgery. Your early onset AARP hymen can be alleviated through the adoption of sexual relations or the purchase of a vibrator.

AARP Hymen by coining buttress October 27, 2010

AARP: The Magazine 

an American bi-monthly magazine, published by AARP,

In the second quarter of 2010, AARP: The Magazine sold US$23.9 million in advertising. This represented a 14.5% increase over the same period the year earlier

AARP: The Magazine by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023