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Written by a woman

The phrase “written by a woman” is mostly applied to men, who are literally God’s sent. They are respectful, handsome and wonderful in any way. (not homophobic, racist, etc.) These type of men are the most beautiful beings to exist.
“Oh, that’s Namjoon! Gosh, he’s so awesome, he must’ve been written by a woman!”

“Hey Eric, you’re totally written by a woman! You’re so nice!”
Written by a woman by Alynn <3 July 22, 2021
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.
Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Scent of a woman 

It is a remarkable and pleasant smell that comes from a healthy woman pussy that turn the men more attracted to them.
"The scent of a woman is more intense just before the female period, in order to attract the males."

Sex with a Woman 

Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.

The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
I had sex with a woman yesterday. It was fun.

Not a woman 

prob a woman. Idk check for a ballsack
Broski 1: Dude I had sex ashly
Broski 2: same
Broski 1: only thing though she had a ballsack
Broski 2: dude that was not a woman that was my fucking grandfather
Not a woman by Yert August 26, 2021

God is a woman 

It's an infamous song by Ariana Grande
It means woman is a god basically.
It has nothing to do with God.
It tells about how much power women have that they deserve a lot more respect than men.
They literally created this world.
Everyone reading this are also existing because of their mother and their sacrifices during the pregnancy time and even after that.
The song says having a pussy is power.
Be proud to be a women.
Women are not sex toys.
And stop abusing someone by calling a slut or a whore just because she wore a short dress.
Many men play with women's feelings as they don't know yet that God is a woman.

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.
A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'