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menage-a-Trump 

The act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus between that self-promoting psuedo-billionaire Donald Trump and two other persons (usually someone like one of the Bush twin daughters and myself).

Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.

Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.
Kwame: "What did you get up to this weekend?"
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*
menage-a-Trump by poja August 11, 2004

Taking a Trump 

You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.
Taking a Trump by frishy January 27, 2019

Taking a Trump 

When someone goes into the bathroom and leaves a orange nutty log of poop in the toilet!
Be right back need to take a trump. " I'm taking a trump"
Taking a Trump by Bikerider1976 December 29, 2016

Taking a Trump 

I. The relief of taking a really massive shit after being so constipated it feels like it’s been 4 years...
II. A rebirth by taking back power from someone who has abused it.
III. Partisan association with the 2020 presidential election
Citizens living in Urban parts of the US on 11/07/20. β€œWe did it! We just took a fat Trump!”

Taking a Trump
Taking a Trump by Kiara.k.Gray November 10, 2020

pull a trump 

To say whatever comes to your mind and to get away with it scot-free
To tell someone's wife:

'You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful'

Is the best example of how to pull a trump.

Taking a Trump 

To hold a nonsensical tirade; verbal defecation. Often contradictory and self-aggrandizing.
We were talking about yuppies and Dave got upset and started taking a Trump . He complained about how they are ruining the neighbourhood and then bragged about how much money he makes since moving here.

*First said by Stephen Colbert in reference to the Donald himself, talking abut Ben Carson's belt-buckle knife attack.
Taking a Trump by bleakblock January 23, 2016