nail a towel rack

Euphemism for having sex. The expression came about because the sound made while nailing a towel rack sounds a lot like the sound of a headboard banging against the wall during sex. Also, see "nail."

Yeah, he wasn't the best husband in the world, but he sure could nail a towel rack.

by starfish1 May 5, 2006

A Towel

When it's wet out, you may need to dry off. Wiping off on a friend is perfectly ok as long as you call them a towel.

DJ Seedz is a towel.

by deadfoxtrip December 26, 2011

Threw a towel down

The action of placing a towel on the bed before having sex with your partner whilst in her period. The towel limits bedsheet soiling.

My G/F was in her moons and was up for it so we threw a towel down and got on with it.

by mr_dirtbox July 21, 2009

Vowel And a Towel

To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on countdown. Vowel regarding the nature of Countdown (word program) and towel is what you use to clean up after yourself.

Great, its 3pm - its almost time for my daily vowel and a towel!

by Adam Wrightstuff December 12, 2006

Get a towel

When the old lady is ready to bang you and she doesn't want to sleep in a wet spot, this is wife code for "foreplay's over, time to get it on"

Mmmm, dear, that's nice. Why don't you get a towel?

by Geedavey March 31, 2009

Need a towel

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!

by TushT June 8, 2018

Princess in a Tower Syndrome

A person being overprotected and blocked from learning the ways of the world because of parental interference.

That girl is sheltered, she has princess in a tower syndrome.

by Lalladragon February 12, 2020