Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

by fishinguy August 14, 2015

cool like a fool in a swimming pool

a possible answer to a "how are you" type question, or a remark about somethings coolness

Stan-"You OK", JIMMY-"no need to worry about me, im cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

Stan- "whose that dude", JIMMY-"IDK, but hes cool like a fool in a swimming pool"

by Paaat February 13, 2010

act a fool

To stop acting rationally and start acting foolishly; to go nuts.

Aw,ya just came home from doin' a bib!
Tell me whatcha gonna do?
ACT A FOOL!
("Act a Fool" by Ludacris)

by David E. K. December 28, 2005

a fool for you

To be blindly in love or infatuated with them

I'm such a fool for you Daniel.

I'm a fool for your love.

by Brendapiggy June 17, 2014

spiked a football

To prove masculinity after a qualifying event.

Yeah...I had sex with her and her mom...and then spiked a football.

Manjina caught the biggest fish...and then spiked a football.

I just benched pressed 400lbs...and then spiked a football.

by Motoboat'n sob June 14, 2011

act a fool

Act a fool: go crazy on someone/something

Yo car just stopped on an empty tank, tell me what yo gonn do? act a fool

by Fire[P]hoenix November 22, 2006

Ur A Foot

It is a meaningless comeback

Person 1) your dumb
Person 2) well ur a foot

by EnderTheNeko June 22, 2019