vodka, rum whatever.. but an amout of that. like a small bottle thing that people usually drink while they walk down the street to a party or the park to smoke an L with their ppls.
i drank a fifth of vodka, then a forty, but i was fine cause u know what they say liquor before beer and ur in the clear!
by deenie June 18, 2004
Get the a fifth mug.Its a type of party in which everyone must come with a date and a 750 ML bottle of hard alcohol (fifth). However, you must stay zip tied to your date until the two of you finish the entire bottle together. This usually leads to a shit show and everyone gets hammered. Its also convenient because the people throwing the party don't need to buy alcohol other than for themselves. Invented at Santa Clara University.
Joe: Hey are you going to date and a fifth with Katie?
Frank: Hell no, she barely drinks. I'm not trying to black out.
Frank: Hell no, she barely drinks. I'm not trying to black out.
by Dunne3 May 27, 2012
Get the Date and a fifth mug.The act of getting so drunk one must finish off a fifth of liqueur in one day and still be conscious enough to slap the bottle.
Trey wanted to get sauced so he said, "let's slap a fifth."
Trey was so cheesed he must've slapped a fifth.
Hey, let's slap a fifth.
Trey was so cheesed he must've slapped a fifth.
Hey, let's slap a fifth.
by #thatguyinthecorner January 15, 2013
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Get the are you smarter than a fifth grader? mug.means "what if" things were different, how would it be if things changed.
Coined by Bay Area rappers like Mistah F.A.B. and E-40
if it was no guns most of yall would be punks
its the truth, think about it playa
Coined by Bay Area rappers like Mistah F.A.B. and E-40
if it was no guns most of yall would be punks
its the truth, think about it playa
"If if was a fifth then we'd all be drunk. If it was no guns most of yall would be punks. If this was a class most of yall would flunk. If if was fifth then we'd all be drunk."-Mistah F.A.B.
"if if was a 5th then i'd be diggin in yo girl instead of lookin at her, if if was a 5th."-E-40
"if if was a 5th then i'd be diggin in yo girl instead of lookin at her, if if was a 5th."-E-40
by staystrong keep ya head up December 24, 2006
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