Cancer

Caillou

Caillou: Mommy, why don't I have hair?
Mom: You have cancer, YEET!

by Cheetos_017 March 12, 2019

Cancer

Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to radiation, genetically enhanced food, and furbies cause.

Doctor:Well Mr. Smith, you have stomach cancer and you have 3 months to live, you have no money, your house has been reposessed, your children sent to work in a sweat shop in thailand for 3 cents an hour making Nike's, and your wife has no where to go and will most likely die due to starvation, but I do have some good news.

You:..............

Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

by Expatriot September 3, 2004

Cancer

Slime videos and any people who try to entertain kids on youtube because they aren't funny. So essentially people who play fortnite and think they're good at it.

NIgga's who play fortnite are cancer

by NothingG.A.Y January 14, 2019

cancer

A disease caused by everything.

Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!

by Matt May 13, 2005

cancer

Jacob sartorius

He is cancer!

by Badasssman July 22, 2016

cancer

4th Astrological sign for people born between June 22-July 21.

Cancers rock...

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003

Cancer

Jake Paul or a disease

"I see Cancer"
"How can you see Cancer?"
"If you see Jake Paul"
"EW he is cancer"

by ThePotatoeDictionary May 17, 2018