Pull a Tim Martin

To fire people during a time of crisis for completely selfish reasons.

"oh gosh Gary, I'm terrified my boss is going to pull a Tim Martin..."

by Breadyegg April 5, 2020

A Georgia Martin

The act of pretending to be an edgy British teen when you're actually a hardcore American

Person 1: God Save the Queen!
Person 2: you're such a Georgia Martin

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

Two olives short of a martini

Missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."

by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010

Giving birth to a Marine

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.

Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

by Frainslug December 28, 2005

Fucks like a Marine

A machine in the sack. Inexhaustible, willing to take on most any challenge, and unafraid of sweat, pain, and possibly even blood & bruises.

"Christ, I'm sore after spending the night at Lisa's. She fucks like a Marine!"

by odbal. May 18, 2016

a marin

when you take a picture of yourself with your tounge sticking out and making a peace sign.

Girl 1: Did you see that pic i posted on facebook?

Girl 2: you look like a marin!

Girl 1: omg your right!

by not your average girl April 10, 2011

A Martino

When one extends a joke to the point where it is no longer funny

“Michael pulled a martino”

by Martino June 16, 2018