a heater

During a lapdance when a stripper places her mouth on your penis ontop of the pants and exhales, in turn causing a warm sensation in your crotch.

"How was your dance?"

"Awesome, the whore gave me a heater!"

by Evan Weber June 11, 2008

On a heater

An attempt to convince yourself you will win all your money back with one good shoe of cards

I'm gonna be on a heater at the blackjack table.

by ParisLV July 23, 2016

sink a heater

smoke a cigarette

Marshall: this party sucks
Miranda: do you wanna go sink a heater outside?
Marshall: i thought you'd never ask

by mixtest December 10, 2017

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022

hung like a heathen

When you have a extremely long penis.

I'm hung like a heathen and you are hung like a rat.

by Sadasfbruh March 20, 2016