A Hayley

A girl who has a long list of people who despise her. A girl who stirs shit and is a complete bitch to everyone she knows. She will stab you in the back and will never pull her head out of her own arse. A Hayley normally has blonde hair and looks like she's been smacked in the face with a brick. Dont trust a hayley.

"I hate that girl, bitch!"
"She's such a Hayley"

by ineedapoo December 13, 2010

pulled a haley

getting white-girl wasted at a party

She's so drunk
Yeah, she pulled a haley

by ajawesome June 25, 2012

A Harley

When you have a momentary lapse of reason or lose train of thought.

Hey John, did you see that boat no I was too busy focusing on dory I had a Harley

by Harleyraee January 9, 2022

A Harley Rider

Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.

Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.

That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.

by sbohandley June 9, 2024

pulling a haley

sleeping with the neighbor

Girl 1: "The new guy next door is cute"
Girl 2: "Don't go pulling a haley!"

by crickets07 December 13, 2012

Being a Haley Basham

The act of being a sad and quite regardless of others. This is what you can call someone when they try to be annoying by making very weird facial jesters while being very awquard

Wow she’s annoying she’s kind of being a Haley Basham

by Connors Head is an Egg June 20, 2019

bent like a harley

When you are extremely upset with something

"ANDREW IM FUCKIN BENT LIKE A HARLEY"

by Dink smell May 6, 2019