A Carly

A Carly is someone who does everything—runs businesses, keeps kids alive, volunteers, creates, fixes problems—while downplaying it like it’s no big deal… and then quietly collapses later in the day with coffee (or sarcasm).

Vibe check
Hyper-capable
Overcommitted
Creative + practical
Carries the emotional labor
Says “it’s fine” when it is absolutely not fine
Low tolerance for nonsense, high tolerance for chaos

Carly energy: when you’re exhausted but still show up looking put together and solving everyone’s problems.

“She organized the fundraiser, fixed the website, AND baked cookies? That’s a total Carly move.”

“I tried to relax today but ended up being a Carly about it.”

by Cluckclucklynn January 28, 2026

Pulling a Carradine

Performing autoerotic asphyxiation in a closet while wearing womens underwear

Dude....He's Pulling a Carradine, What a sick bastard!

by Jacking it 24/7 November 18, 2010

Carrying a bit of Timber

The art of carrying excessive weight around the body

Mate: "Seen that lass over yonder?"
Me: "Aye, she's carrying a bit of timber"
Mate: "Bet she don't sweat much for a fat lass"

by bobspike May 20, 2014

A Jimmy Carr

A man who has a particularly unusual laugh, generally sounds more like a seal than a regular person.

Bro 1: did you hear that guy laughing in the cinema yesterday

Bro 2: yeah bro he was totally " A Jimmy Carr "

Bro 1: I mean who laughs like that he sounded like a used condom being deflated

by JBSTER October 4, 2014

carrying a bun in the oven

For a woman to be pregnant

Any illegal immigrant woman carrying a bun in the oven who comes to the United States solely to give birth to an anchor baby, well her offspring shouldn't receive automatic birthright citizenship.

by Sexydimma March 6, 2016

carrying a mule's weight

not capable of doing something; when you got too much strain on you already{as seen in the video game for Playstation 2, Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance}

I can't do that too, boss, I'm carrying a mule's weight already.

by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003

Carrying a Six Pack

When a chick is lying face down with her ass in the air, a guy places his thumb in her ass and his forefinger plus middle finger in her pussy and then lifts up (the act of carrying a six pack of beer)

Most men enjoy carrying a six pack around with them!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008