Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

what a bite

1. that sucks - alternatively, what a bite! for when something really sucks

2. can also be used ironically, especially in conjunction with the word "wow!" or with a space between exclamation points and the word "bite", best utilized in the ironic sense when people are being drama

1. surfer dude: ughh i wanted to get sooo pitted out there today but the barrels were weak!
other dude: aw man what a bite dude

2. annoying student: i totally could've done better on this test if i studied! i only got a 91%!!
other student who is normal: wow! what a bite !!

by Mika&Riley October 29, 2015

scarecrow a bitch

When you fuck the brains out of a bitch, and leave her brainless like the "scarecrow" from the Wizard of Oz.

I am about to scarecrow a bitch tonight

by Obie16 November 4, 2010

swag punch a bitch

Using your extreme amounts of swagger to manifest your stand and absolutely demolishing some bitches skull with a swift yet fatal punch

I proceeded to Swag punch a bitch.

by Bigred0506 October 22, 2020

Usul has called a big one

Indicates the need to take a particularly large crap. Originates from the movie Dune.

"Hey bra, where ya headed?"
"To the can. Usul has called a big one."

by Jimboat January 23, 2012

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

a bit rich coming from you

Famous phrase mainly use in the UK, AUS and New Zeland

A smart-arse way to say someone is hypocrite

It is used to counter-strike someone's criticism, when you think they're just as bad

A: 'I think you should attend class more often'
B: Wow it's 'a bit rich coming from you' don't you think?

by alomolo December 16, 2011