Zurich

A city in Switzerland that is constantly being owned by Basel in every way possible.

Guy from Zurich: "Do saichsch in Ofä!"
Guy from Basel: "d'Züri schiint dään z'soone... >.< Dobbeli"

by CharlieBuck April 22, 2011

Zürich

A very handsome man with a large penis, 6’6 220 lbs and shredded abs, multi-millionaire, 5.0 GPA, and committed to Vanderbuilt for baseball

Omg Zürich is so hot!

by sjdjrjjeee August 19, 2021

zurich day

a day in which you find and beat the heck out of a fat guy, usually with a large forehead.
zurich day actually has no specific date, but it is said to occur every tuesday.

guy: hey, its Joe Rooke ! lets celebrate Zurich day! we can beat the shit out of him using random objects in this room!

Joe: lololololololol pwnorz. i suck teh hax'd penis.

by billo sadgiyev March 6, 2008

Zurich

An overpriced city with to many chocolate stores.

- Wow Zurich is just way to expensive!

- I know, you have to be some kind of drug dealer to pay an apartment here. But how about some chocolate?

by I like turtles. January 4, 2021

zurichasset

A legend of our time

Zurichasset is a legend of our time

by Zurichasset January 15, 2022

UP Zürich

Opening the conversation and destigmatizing mental health in our community. Ensuring visibility and accessibility of local resources available, to positively impact your mental health. We encourage you to show up for yourself and those around you.

Speak UP, open UP, and show UP – You are not alone!

It is UP to you.
It is time to speak UP Zürich.

It is time to open UP Zürich.
Show UP for yourself Zürich.

by UPZürich November 24, 2021

Lake Zurich High School

Always finds a way to out-retard the retard

Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard

by Darth_Hedgie May 12, 2024