by LAGxPeanutPwner January 27, 2010
Get the Zoned mug.When a person is not considered dateable because they're too cute to ever be looked at in a sexual way. Worse than the friendzone, but similar to the younger brotherzone or sisterzone. Typically occurs with short and attractive people, on first dates, or irreversible cases of friendzoning. Once you're cutezoned, you've reached the point of no return.
Short hot guy: *calls friend crying* "JOhN "
John: " What, Josh??"
Josh: " Laina, the girl I liked? She cute-zoned me. It was hard enough when she friendzoned me. HOW AM I EVER GOING TO FIND A GIRL WHO WANTS TO GET IN MY PANTS"
Sarah : "Guess what? Remember Derek?"
Kamryn: "Yeah, the really hot one?"
Sarah: "He fucking cute-zoned me. Said I reminded him of his ten year old sister. Adorable, sweet, and super cute. I basically got sisterzoned"
John: " What, Josh??"
Josh: " Laina, the girl I liked? She cute-zoned me. It was hard enough when she friendzoned me. HOW AM I EVER GOING TO FIND A GIRL WHO WANTS TO GET IN MY PANTS"
Sarah : "Guess what? Remember Derek?"
Kamryn: "Yeah, the really hot one?"
Sarah: "He fucking cute-zoned me. Said I reminded him of his ten year old sister. Adorable, sweet, and super cute. I basically got sisterzoned"
by toocuteforlife November 4, 2013
Get the cute-zoned mug.The state of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned (or FWB-Zoned) is being in a relationship with someone who has sex with you but only considers you a 'friend'. (The Friend-With-Benefit-Zoner usually has boundary issues and tends to be manipulative and self-centered.. using sex to keep you infatuated with them get you to buy them stuff and give them rides because they never have a car/licence).
The FWB-zoner wants you to treat him/her like a boyfriend/girlfriend (by driving them places, answering their calls at 1 am) while giving you no special treatment at all and doing none of these things for you.
The person who is being FWB-Zoned is usually hopelessly in love with the person who is zoning them and is in denial that the person zoning them will eventually want to be in relationship with them if they continue to do whatever they ask... (i.e. give them money and rides)
FWB-Zoners are seasoned professionals analogous to vampires who have been feeding on humans for centuries.
Males with little to no relationship experience or Males who are blinded by love are the two most common victims of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
The FWB-zoner wants you to treat him/her like a boyfriend/girlfriend (by driving them places, answering their calls at 1 am) while giving you no special treatment at all and doing none of these things for you.
The person who is being FWB-Zoned is usually hopelessly in love with the person who is zoning them and is in denial that the person zoning them will eventually want to be in relationship with them if they continue to do whatever they ask... (i.e. give them money and rides)
FWB-Zoners are seasoned professionals analogous to vampires who have been feeding on humans for centuries.
Males with little to no relationship experience or Males who are blinded by love are the two most common victims of being Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
Guy 1: Hey look at Nick paying for Jenny's lunch again..
Guy 2: Wow she has him so whipped.
Guy 1: I thought she was still dating that college Guy.
Guy 2: She is, but she only gets to see him when he's on break so she uses Nick for attention while her boyfriend is gone because she know's he's been crushing on her since like 8th grade.
Guy 1: Damn Dude.. That's screwed up. Why is Nick still fucking her and buying her shit?
Guy 2: Poor guy thinks that if he treats her nice and buys her stuff that She'll dump the college guy and be with him.. even though Jenny and everybody else knows that's never gonna happen. He's totally Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
Guy 1: What a loser.
Guy 2: Wow she has him so whipped.
Guy 1: I thought she was still dating that college Guy.
Guy 2: She is, but she only gets to see him when he's on break so she uses Nick for attention while her boyfriend is gone because she know's he's been crushing on her since like 8th grade.
Guy 1: Damn Dude.. That's screwed up. Why is Nick still fucking her and buying her shit?
Guy 2: Poor guy thinks that if he treats her nice and buys her stuff that She'll dump the college guy and be with him.. even though Jenny and everybody else knows that's never gonna happen. He's totally Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned.
Guy 1: What a loser.
by exprodingubebe January 6, 2013
Get the Friends-With-Benefits-Zoned mug.When one is attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female and said female uses her vaginal muscles to shut the opening detering one's attempt in any sexual act involving the vagina rendering the male participant "flex zoned"
Jon: I was hooking up with this girl and I couldn't get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarrassing.
Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!
Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!
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Get the zorndorf mug.getting owned 26 times since Z is the last letter of the alphabet and there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
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