zorch

The most horrible thing in the universe. A slang term for a vagina.

She spread her zorch wide while stretching at the gym, resulting in nausea and vomiting.

by gagging massively July 17, 2010

zorch

one who sucks out farts

that guys sucking a fart of that person's ass, he's such a zorch

by Bob November 25, 2003

Zorch

Yes, a zorch IS a person who sucks gas from butts. Originally, a person who sucks gas from the butts of dead seaguls on the beach.

I was walking at Jones Beach and spied a zorch picking up seagul corpes and sucking at their asses.

by Blogger May 9, 2005

Zorch

The person who sucks the fart out of the seats at the end of a movie.

John 1: So John what do you do for a living?
John 2: Nothing much, just been zorching

by Gabriel S. August 30, 2007

zorch

slang the female sex organ, the vagina.

That is the biggest zorch I have ever seen!

That zorch looks like it has the syphilis monster living inside.

BOB: "Sally's zorch has teeth!"
BILL: "Dude, those are scabs..."

by Super_Pope January 6, 2004

zorch

The skin that is contained in the crotchular area of an individual, be it male or female. It starts at the pubic bone and reaches the anus with a small epidermal portion of the legs surrounding it on the left and right.

Oye, my zorch is killing me dear. It's quite chapped and raw.

Fucking crap man, I've got a housing project for crabs being built in my zorch right now. Im'a hafta get a bottle of that Rid shit and douse my junk in it.

You can fucking lick out my zorch, ya bitch!

by Bill February 14, 2004

zorch

One who sniffs female bicycle seats

A zorch was spotted on Main Street at 3:45 pm today. Further reports have stated that the zorch has been seen performing his act for several weeks.

by slopsherslasher May 22, 2009