zombiehand

Any action performed while half asleep that results in a negative outcome.

I zombiehanded my alarm clock this morning. I tried to set it for an hour later and shut it off instead.

by thx3188 January 8, 2011

zombielicious

The deep enjoyment of anything and everything to do with zombies, especially in relation to zombie comic books, zombie movies, zombie television programs, zombie toys and zombie merchandise, especially zombie t-shirts.

Wow! That movie was zombielicious! Especially the part when they ate that chick's brains.

by The Zombie Laboratory April 25, 2011

Zombiegasm

A particularly disturbing deviant of the standard orgasm in which one's face contorts so much that it no longer appears to belong to a living person.

This climax may be punctuated by the prototypical noises of the living dead. "Gwah!" and "hurgh!" are not uncommon, but the most-reported sounds are the characteristic moans of zombies in heat.

This definition is dedicated to all those who have lost their loved ones to (multiple) zombiegasms.

J&M are a couple.

J: Dreadful weather, isn't it?
M: Quite so. By the way, I'm about to come.
J: but-!
M: Gwaargh nuuugghh! uugh ghluhg mmmmmmmm...

a pause

J: M, a part of me died as soon as you started having that zombiegasm.
M: What's a zombiegasm?

by tristimulus May 4, 2010

zombielicious

A zombie image, movie, figurine, toy, game or other zombie item or work so well written or rendered that it excites an enthusiastic response from a zombie fan.

That movie was zombielicious! Especially the part when the zombies ate that chick's brains!

by The Zombie Fairy May 5, 2011

z0mbieparade

The most beautiful and wonderful young woman in the entire world, even though she is a fucking aggrotech yuppie. Her green weave flows elegantly behind her tatted neck over tatted shoulders and down her tatted back. She will destroy you with her stare or melt you with her smile. You'll wonder how to get more of her in your life until you realize it is impossible. She is hers not yours.

Did you see z0mbieparade roll up to the club last night on her stupid green bike?

by evarlast April 11, 2017

zombiemanwarfar

A fat punny who thinks a chongy chongy is a cockroach on a stick

Eeeee your such a zombiemanwarfar

by Rodman seery November 21, 2020

zombieface

Just when you're about to bust a nut from a girl sucking your cock, pull it out and shoot your load into her eyes. Then sit back and enjoy as she moans and trips over the furniture like a zombie.

Bitch stepped on my glasses after I administered a zombieface.

by warpd March 3, 2004