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Zhongli

Zhongli has a nice ass. And if you think about it, in the au where he's a history teacher and Xiao is his son, technically in that au he is in fact a hot history teacher dilf
A: I JUST PULLED ZHONGLI

B: Lets stare at his ass
A:.......... Wanna make out
by yourfavoritechink May 9, 2021
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Zhonglish

(n) The mangled, garbled, butchered, malapropriated or trashed Chinese spoken by native speakers of English.

Pronunciation notes: Similar to Joan-glish. The ZH is NOT pronounced like the S in "fusion" but like the DGE in fudge.

Origin: "zhong" is taken directly from the first syllable of the Mandarin word for Chinese; "lish" is from English, of course.

Usage: Zhonglish is the mirror image of Chinglish but is less likely to be hurled as an insult. It is amusing, not abusing, and is usually applied to learners of Mandarin, although it could conceivably be applied to Wu, Cantonese, or others.

History: "Zhonglish" has been used by learners of Chinese at least since the early 1960s.
Bemused by Kevin's Zhonglish, the Beijinger said kindly, "You speak very well -- it sounds like you're singing a song."
by Beijing Sounds January 27, 2008
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zonglin

i like zonglin
zonglin is cool
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zong-go

a person that lies about having a boyfriend and also steals from her closest friends.
Did you take my mac foundation? Cause if you did, you totally just zong-go'ed me.
by strainer January 25, 2012
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Zhongli

A suspiciously god-like funeral parlor consultant with the thickest, juiciest, meatiest ass any broke gacha gamer has ever seen in their entire life. Every time he so much as moves an inch his cheeks clap so loud that it summons earthquakes and puts ancient gods to their brutal demise. Upon using his elemental skill he summons a dangerously phallic looking 80-inch rock that makes enemies cream in their pants the second they get hit by it.
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Checking out Zhongli's fat juicy ass
by Pikleztoastycrumptez02 December 30, 2021
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Zhongli

legend says that whenever his ass cheeks clap its largeness releases a supersonic wave resulting in major shaking and earthquakes. celestia acknowledged his skill and crowned him as geo archon.
childe: zhongli's ass can help him get a massive amount of mora *throws a million mora at zhongli's ass as the said ass bounces upon impact*
by big dong schlong zhong January 4, 2022
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Zong

A bong with its tube in the shape of a Z
by matt November 15, 2002
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